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4:54pm
Tyler: hi

Chris: sup dude

Tyler: Not good

Chris: what happened?

Tyler: I and my fam are stranded in Cardiff Uk

Chris: ahh, can I send you a lot of money to help you out?

Tyler: I'm sorry I didn't inform you about our trip, We had a trip to the United Kingdom(Cardiff) and a bizarre thing happened to us
we where mugged at gun point last night, it happened at the park of the Hotel were we lodged but thank God we are not hurt

Chris: Did you finish the finance report before you left?

Tyler: Yes

Chris: that's great. Bob is going to be really happy that it's in there
so what'd you do, just get a sitter for Jane?
and took off to europe huh
man
Im envy you
I envy you* rather
well, what do you need dude

Tyler: the muggers carted away with all our belongings excluded our passport. Cell,c-card,cash and some important documents are all gone
I was able to make contact with the Uk Police and i was directed to the Embassy, they are working on our return flight back home, our return flight back home leaves in few hours time

Chris: you need to make that flight!
they always say that; right after being mugged and being a part of a crime scene, you should always immediately leave the country.

Tyler: I need you to loan me some $$ to sort our hotel bills, i will def refund it back once i get back home

Chris: I know you will, you're a good guy

Tyler: all i need is 1850 dollars i promise to refund it back to you once i get back home
Tyler: all i need is 1850 dollars i promise to refund it back to you once i get back home

Chris: how do I get it to you

Tyler: You can have it wired to me via any western union close to you
Tyler: You have any one around you?
Tyler: .....
Tyler: You there?
Tyler is offline.
Tyler is online.

Tyler: ........

Chris: I have a question

Tyler: what?

Chris: how often, honestly, do you get people with this scam? I mean does it pay off for you? do you get like every 50th person?
how does it work, conceptually
You there? moron ;p